J.H. Pell
- lives in Michigan with a variety of other mammals
- types a lot
- favors strong black tea
- is short
- was disappointed when they found the Higgs
- hates all computers equally
- is not a robot or other construct
- has never been photographed in the wild (for all you know)
- is not on facebook
- is looking at a spacesuited cow inside of a giant tetris board
- no, really